"when i grow up I want to be a dudestitute, theres all kinds of super rich MILFS dying for a young dude."

"But, there all like 60 years and older."

"Just like i like 'em."
by Patblack May 4, 2008
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Transvestite prostitute. Used when the gender of a prostitute cannot be easily determined.
Todd: Wow! Look at that hooker! is that a guy or a chick?

Mark: Who cares. Its just a Dudestitute.
by LarsLevinstein October 20, 2008
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