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967. orgasm guilt
The feeling of awful guilt after making a terrible decision while being horny. The orgasm is like a switch that makes you realize that you just totally screwed up
Joe: Dude I totally took this drunk chick home last night!
Fred: Did you have fun?
Joe: It was freakin awesome until I came... then... well..
Fred: Ah... you got orgasm guilt from bangin a drunk chick..
968. dick appled
Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.
You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!
969. aquasacious
1. Of or pertaining to water.
2. Totally awesome, especially when related to water.
1. a. Fish are aquasacious creatures, for example.
b. After coming from a trip of fishing, "Dude, you totally got me all aquasacious after you swung your net!" or "Dude, these fish got my hands all covered in an aquasacious substance, and it totally sucks man."
2. a. "Dude, that mermaid was totally AQUASACIOUS!"
b. "Did, you see the size of that fish man, it was totally aquasacious!"
c. "I'm totally bored, let's go do some aquasacious work son. We're going tubing!"
970. Donkey Puncher
AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.
971. tank kids
a group of kids, mostly skater fags, who love to constantly repeat the word tank (i.e. tanked, your so tanked, i tanked you, hey lets go out back and tank, have you ever been tanked by a man before?, come over and we'll tank all night long, dude touch my tank, shoot your tank all over my tank, or yo tank get in my tank and lets tank it over to tankville where we'll do some major tanking)

they also enjoy pretending that theyr from the streets, whilst beeing rich.

at a tank kid party or "tankfest", tank kids engage in borderline gay shit, such as the game "mushie cookie", which involves tank kids standing in a circle jerking off on a cookie, the loser eating the jizz-cookie. tank kids get away with such behavior by claiming its "cool" and "super tank" and "totally ungay".

to add to their fagginess, they wear extreemly tight pants, straight hats, sweatband/wristbands depicting retarded images such as skull and crossbones or pink and yellow polka dots (aka "tankbands") and often skateboard outback of pizza shops, drinking rockstar and monster energy drinks, whilst smoking cigarettes purly to look cool and ungay in front of the tank higher-ups, reapeating phrases such as "dude did u see me tank that flight of stairs?" or "brohan, i just grinded my tank all over that rail" and "tank it up tankenstein".

it is well known that tank kids are shitty fighters and pussies, not unlike their emo and guido counter parts, thus, they must travel in large groups, carrying k...
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972. To pull a korn
To get totally trashed in the first 10 minutes of a party. Everyone else is just getting a buzz, and that one person is totally gone. His/her night ends up either with a rectal thermometer, and catheter, and he/she gets brought to the hospital by a cop.
"Dude you have got to stop him, you dont want him to pull a korn"
973. dirtfag
A gay dude who can survive even the most chillating situations. Known for thrifting powers, and drunk showmanship, and knowing every other urchin on the southside.
"I went to the bar and ran into this totally awesome dirtfag who taught me about q-tips and making out while baking apple pies. I paid for his drinks, he congratulated me for supporting local homo."
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