A wife beater worn by a gay man.

White, ribbed, skin-tight tank top, most excellent for showing off a dude's pecs, shoulders, arms, underarms, armpit hair, and natural B.O. Leaves a sweet tan line when worn on a summer day.

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich

fruity, sour-smelling liquid, cum-white in color, usually sold in long-necked bottles evocative of the male cock. used by all-american frat boys on their underarms to remind them of their last spring break in the tropics.

A more covert way of saying "Nigger Beater." Typically a Maglite flashlight having at least 2 D-cell batteries.