That awkward scene in a porn video where the camera cuts to the guy's face, and boom, before you know it, you've been fapping to a fat bearded guy's face for twenty seconds.
Guy 1: "I was masturbating like crazy to this awesome video, and suddenly, the camera starts focussing on the dude's face."
Guy 2: "Looks like you got hit by the Dudeshot."
sympathy that a dude looks for from a fellow dude, when one injures themselves doing something dumb, but also awesome, and the dude knows that their spouse will be more annoyed than impressed
Scott tried to get some dudathy from Chris today - that dummy smashed his face up launching himself off a jump at the bike park.
Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbiansI guess.
"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."