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19. dud
A term of endearment used in the Greenwoods of Alburg Vermont. Generally this term is used by men with one or two teeth and a rusted row boat. The prefered drink of choice by these people are Bush 40's. Favorite cig...Pall Mall. Their neighbors may have pigs living in their houses.
aye tell ya what dud. Check this out dud. How much of this you think aye'll eat dud?

dud. dud. dud. dud.

duddy duddy.
1. dud
a malfunctioning or failed idea, object or instance. a unfulfilled expectation.
we went to the show...don't bother, it's a dud.
by joe normal Mar 17, 2004 add a video
2. Dud
1. Not funny
2. Uncool; stupid
Did you see that new Tom Cruise movie? Shit was a dud.

He thought he was being funny, but his joke was a total dud.
by Silly Dec 11, 2003 add a video
3. dud
a guy/girl with no ability to get with a the opposite sex
That guy has no pimp skill hes such a dud
by Frank Oberly Mar 22, 2005 add a video
4. Dud
something that doesn't work. usually used for firecrackers and other explosives
"man, that m-80 was a dud"
5. Dud
The lowest point on the good, would, could, dud scale. A person that you could not screw even if you were sick enough to want to. They may be just too ugly or it could be physically impossible or a NVEP - No viable entry point.
Craig - "This shag a fat bird contest wasn't fair, mine was a complete dud; I couldn't find a hole!"
Steven - "You knew what you were getting into, now bend over"

6. Dud
Someone lacking extreme coolness.
Sarah: Hey do you know hannah vigs?

Melissa: Unfortunatly i do, shes a total dud though.
by MJ saaaavoy Aug 23, 2005 add a video
7. dud
The definition of a bad joke. Telling a joke and failing to get any laughs warrants a dud.

Created by Jon from Bloomfield Hills Andover High School.

Noun form- a person or group of people that is associated with dud-culture.

Verb form- the act of committing a bad joke

Adjective form- Something that is not funny
Sample dud:

Person A: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Kid: I don't know. What?

Person A: "Where's my tractor?"

Kid: DUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Person A is now referred to as a dud until he or she redeems themselves with a good, hearty joke.
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