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An invention so amazing only Chuck Norris could invent it.
Duct tape is self explanatory.
by awesomesocksfingerlessgloves September 23, 2011
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The greatest creation known to man and is able to make great things like: bookbags, bracelets, rings, and ties
Scott:Wow that's one fancy looking tie there Jeremy
Jeremy:Thanks I know
by Duck-TA-pe October 30, 2003
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Can also be used to make into balls and used in the game party time.
by Yacin June 15, 2003
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Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.
You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.
by Ben April 18, 2003
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Used to bind a person's hands and feet together
Used to tape a person's mouth closed
If you don't shut up and sit still, I'll get the duct tape and tie you up and gag you.
by barefootlover March 30, 2015
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Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?

b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"

c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
by sp3nx0r May 24, 2004
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Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.
Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.
by AYB June 17, 2003
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