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If you cant fix it with duct tape, well then you didnt use enough duct tape.
Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: Use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!
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A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.

Common uses include:

-Taping people's mouths shut.

-Binding people's hands and feet together.

-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape.

-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).

-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.

-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).

-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.

-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.

-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.

-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.

-Temporary car windows.

-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.

-Non-stick toilet seat cover.

-Hair extensions.
Duct tape is also known as: hurricane tape, gun tape, gaffer/gaffa tape, speed tape, rigger's tape and power tape.
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(a.)Only one of the coolest things ever. If you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you're a guy or he and/or you are married).

(b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.
(a.)girl-"Hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?" guy-"Yea, I think I'm gonna propose today!" girl-"Hey, aren't you married...and a guy?" guy-"Dangit!"

(b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!
by sara February 19, 2005
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The greastest thing on this planet. Primarily used to repair things. Although many people (like myself) have used duct tape for more crafty purposes, such as making Duct Tape Jackets, and Duct Tape Wallets.
Dude, who's that freak with the duct tape jacket on in the middle of Winter?
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...And on the 8th day god created duct tape. No more information is needed
duct tape = duck tape = gods third hand
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A brand of tape which is useful for just about anything. Many people use it to reattach broken pieces of their car after an accident. Other people construct expensive items such as wallets, or (if you're like me) shoes, out of Duct Tape to avoid wasting huge amounts of money on the real thing.
Silver Duct Tape is classic, but red and blue are only slightly less awesome.

Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.
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(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.
Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 05, 2006
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