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When a duck does cocaine followed by a can of corn then goes and buys Aflac insurance.
Cookie monster: "Dude did you see that duck snort?"

Elmo: "Totally dude thats one gnarly duck"
by Getoutmyfaceho July 22, 2008
 
1.
In baseball, a hitter bloops a hit over the infield and in front of the oputfiled for a base hit. Coined by White Sox Announcer Hawk Harrelson.

Ducksnort...it's falling over the 2nd baseman's head for a base hit.
by Markopat June 12, 2007