dickscuse 

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

dickscuse by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Dickpause 

1.) to take a step back and look at the situation
2.) the moment right before men cum

Dude you just need to take a Dickpause and check yourself

Dickpause by Rapping January 4, 2015

dicksausted 

adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick

Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.

dicksausted by mikesauce June 17, 2008

dickscuseme 

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

dickscuseme by emrldwpn November 20, 2018

dicksauce

dicksauce (n. dik - soss) A compound noun of the words dick and sauce, used to describe the sauce the will periodically spray from a male homo sapien's penis, which is neither urine or semen.

"Wow Jim, this pasta is great! What's the secret???"

"Dicksauce."

dicksauce by looba August 10, 2004

Duckhouse 

1. A derogatory term used to describe a person who has done something questionable, or just has an overall low intelligence level

2. A floating doghouse on a pond.

3. A place to hide things that one doesn't want anyone else to find.

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1. Person1 - "Look! I found a chocolate macaroon int he men's room!"

Person2 - "Aww man.. Why are you always such a duckhouse?"

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2. Person1 - "Look at that floating doghouse on that pond. Now that is a first-rate duckhouse."
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3. The convict used his asshole as his duckhouse.

Duckhouse by Big-R July 11, 2010

Ducksauce 

This word can be used in a vast amount of situations. Basically meaning something bad or out of the ordinary happening to you. Or something happening that would ONLY happen to you. Otherwise meaning, getting fucked over and it having it be funny.

Damn...I just got hit with some ducksauce

Ducksauce by queeeeeenb December 28, 2010