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Duck Magic 

The best type of magic ever. It can only be performed by "magical beast man," unless he teaches you it. Magical beast man was given Duck Magic powers when he found Muhammed King Tut (That famous mythical dude) living in a cave on fairy island. Duck Magic can summon survival guides, evil zombie Back To The Future fans, small blue cars and maps of fairy island. If you want to teleport to magical beast man, you will need to do a Nunji Ritual that consist of singing "The Summer Song."
I was driving my car without concentrating and I ran over a Jolly Göttinger going 88 miles an hour. Suddenly Duck Magic occurred because he stood back up and walked away, though his guts were hanging out.
Duck Magic by MrWrightFan26 July 29, 2018

Dickmatic 

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
Dickmatic by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013

Duck Magic 

Magic unlike any other. Duck magic is something like a miracle appearing before you very eyes. Duck Magic originated when a duck appeared from thin air in the brush.
I got this term paper done in 10 minutes. It was like Duck Magic.
Duck Magic by Cacinogen33 April 1, 2009

Duckalicious 

a person who is very duck-like (i.e. is obsessed with yellow, enjoys hanging out at the park with grapes, very sarcastic)
Girl1: Wow, I really like your yellow shorts
Girl2: Thanks, I got them at a store
Girl1: Oh really? I would've though you got them out of your fish mouth.
Girl 2: YOU ARE SO DUMB!
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: You're such a Duckalicious
Duckalicious by parkRAWR May 22, 2011

darkmagician1d

Look at me! I'm such a darkmagician1d!
darkmagician1d by fishy November 29, 2003

duckmafia 

The mafia but duck style
OMG he just got duckmafiaed. rip.R.I.P.
duckmafia by Duckmon 2.0 April 26, 2019