ducking

When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:

by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014

ducking

the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.

taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you

by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon April 21, 2019

ducking

The act of ignoring or hiding, particularly from a person or place.

John owes Larry money so he's been ducking Larry for the past month.

by steven26atgmail February 6, 2009

ducking

occurs when abusing downers(opiates, benzos, ambien, etc...) one will fall asleep for a few seconds, sometimes even a few minutes, and wake back up as their head falls forward. this occurs over and over again resulting in the user looking as though their head is bobbing up and down. much like a ducks head bob's up and down outside the water as they look for food.

Look at Tia. she's ducking hard right now.

Man, I'm loaded, I cant stop ducking.

by emmymemmy6 October 3, 2018

ducking

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

by gnostic 1 March 11, 2013

ducking

Where one avoids another due to being scared or a coward.
The term 'ducking' is often used in combat sports such as boxing.

David Haye is 'ducking' the Klitschko brothers. He is a coward and/or chicken. For over two years David Haye has stated he is going to 'beat up' the two Klitschkos but doesnt want to fight them. He has made up numerous excuses not to fight them and even pulled out of a fight one week before it was scheduled.

by paulrmcf December 8, 2010

ducking

u misspelled "Fucking". congrats.

Someone: *texts me*
Me: Hey wsppp
Someone: hi uwu

me: wtf
Someone: wdym.. UnU
Me: u ducking weirdo get away from me
Someone: ducking? wut .-.
Me: ur making me ducking angry
Someone: 0-0
Me: my blood is ducking boiling
Someone: I- ;-;

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020