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Scientifically Accurate Ducktales 

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

Duckface 

Moronic attempt by teenagers with no sense of self to imitate the moronic selfies of moronic pseudo-celebrities like the Kardashian clones.
Emilina is obsessed with taking duckface selfies. I wish she'd learn how to be her own person.
Duckface by BigBadMrReality May 29, 2016

duckfacebook 

A person whose Facebook pictures are almost exclusively of themselves and/or their friends making the duck face. This behavior is often seen with teenage or college-aged girls, or drunk women. Also often accompanied by pictures of other acts, such as making wannabe gang signs with their hands.
Guy 1: "Man, her Facebook pictures are nothing but her and her drunk friends making those stupid kissy faces."
Guy 2: "Dude, you've just seen her duckfacebook."
Guy 1: "That sucks, but I'd still hit that shit."
duckfacebook by defnotmyrealname January 6, 2012

dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.
You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?
dickfaced asshole by Mr Faz October 17, 2008

ducktales 

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, airplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
DuckTales! whoo hoo!

Best show ever
Man: Guys lets watch DuckTales
everybody: YEAH!
ducktales by Yeetgod123 September 25, 2019

dickface 

Belfast insult, cleverly combines the two words dick and face to insinuate that someone has a penis on their face.
what you lookin at dickface?
dickface by Frank Curran March 2, 2005