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A derogatory term used for guys that are about as cool as aids.
While we were at the local bar, this duck tried to hit on my girlfriend, and in the process spilled his beer all over her.
by Al G June 17, 2005
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"I don't know...Is this duck?"
by snarfoogle August 14, 2005
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Inspiration for a question game required an increasing number of people. You are asked the opening question and answer with the set response. At the end, turn to someone else (anyone from a complete stranger to someone's who's standing there waiting to join) and ask the opening question. Results in a long chain of people passing repsonses or question from the original person to the most recent participant.
Wanna buy a Duck?
A what?
A Duck.
Does it quack?
Of course it quacks.
Let me hear it quack.
Quack!
by The French Girl January 05, 2005
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a duck is an ass or someone who is stupid without any sense.
Your boyfriend cheats on you and you still stay with his ass!

"Your a duck, why in the hell you still with his lame ass?"
by christina coney November 15, 2006
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Stoke-on-Trent word used for either sex.
by 13-16-20 May 19, 2009
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What the iPhone autocorrects "fuck" to, when never do you ever actually mean to type "duck".
Guy texting: "baby, I'm going to duck the shit out of you later."

Girl texting: "please tell me you mean fuck...?"

Guy texting: "ugh, yes. Ducking Siri."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 28, 2016
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n: A frog that can float, grew wings, a beak, learned to quack, became oddly deformed, and became vegetarian.
v: To grow wings and a beak and quack occasionally.
n:

Jake: Look at that sexy beast
Duck: Quack
v:
Jake: How do you duck
Jo: Like this, quack
Jake: Quack

And so they grew wings and flew off into the sunset only to be shot down .
by BobTehSeal January 21, 2015
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