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A wonderful bird, and the best kind of bird in the world.
Known for its "Duck Feet" (webbed feet), Waterproof feathers, Bill (a flat, rounded beak), and ledgendary and heartwarming "Quack". Ducks are also known as "waterfoul".
Ducks are known to have two diffrerent kinds of bills, both of which have many different variaties, all of which have small notches on the side called "Lamellae".
A) Shoveller
B) Dabbler
The "Shoveller" is for ducks that dive for thier food. They are longer and wider for sifting insects, snails and seeds out of the mud. Some shovellers are longer are longer and thinner with a sawlike edge to catch fish. This kind of beak is known to "Sea Ducks"
The "Dabbler" Is a short, broad, Bill, Used for eating plants and insects and even things they can get in the water from "Up-Ending" (flipping upside down and extending their necks underwater, actually very comical to watch)
There are many different kinds of Ducks all around.
"Pearching Ducks" (known to enjoy perching in trees and being very colerful)
"Stiff-Tailed" Ducks, "Pochard" Ducks, Ect...
To conclude, anybody whom does not like Ducks is mentally Ill and probably likes men and or Women with testicles. Ducks are symbols of Love, Happieness and Bathtime.
Kaylee Loves To Bathe with her many lovable rubber ducks.

Micheal likes to watch the ducks "Up-End" for food

Kaylee and Micheal Like to Hold Hands and feed the ducks bread.
by Billard May 12, 2007
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1: So mr Duck how are you today?
2. Quack?

1: What is an animal that goes quack?
2: DUCKS!

by Kate-Monster August 31, 2007
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the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.
Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 08, 2003
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4chan world filter for loli
Formally Thomas Jefferson
lol guyz is this duck?
by Zaku Sniper August 21, 2005
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one who is very naive to street shit; an easy robbery; easily convinced to hand over his $$$; cant tell the difference between good and bad dope: rookie to the dope game. Many famous rap stars from nowadays use this in their rhymes such as rick ross,jody breeze , plies, damn near all them niggas but alot of them ducks 2.
that nigga ray a str8 duck i robbed him for a whole plate without even pullin the gun (plate means pound for the white audience)

man if u payin 600 for 2 zones u gettin ducked boy i got u on 500(zones mean ounces for the white audience, talkin bout weed on this 1)
by goon slaya January 25, 2011
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get it strait u ducks!!!! its not an animal
by boB August 13, 2003
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by KBC January 07, 2003
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