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Douchewagon 

Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.
"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."
Douchewagon by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009
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Douchebagon

A dragon that is a douchebag.
Dragon: *kicks over sandcastle* ROFLAWLZ
Ricky: Wow, what a douchebagon.
Douchebagon by Skelectory April 1, 2009

douchebagonomics 

Business conducted by large corporations intent to promote the short term gain of executive management, typically as the expense of subordinate corporate employees, small business, the environment, and long term corporate financial stability.
The douchebagonomics of Walmart crushed Eartle's discount clothing, a cornerstone of local blue-collar fashion for over 40 years.
douchebagonomics by Billy Reubens October 15, 2008

dunchwagon 

a sexual position in which a one performs oral sex on a woman but without using the hand to penetrate. He simply yet with haste, bites the big bushy coochie pubes in an attempt to alternatively stimulate the clitoris
Randy A and Michael F enjoy performing the dunchwagon on all them dirty bitches. The crustier the better.
dunchwagon by darandagan December 14, 2010

douschewagon 

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.
"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."

Douchewagon 

A vehicle, usually owned by ones father, used to carry douchebags and their crew.
i.e. Hummer H2
*a Hummer H2 roars by with toolish, drunk fratboys screaming out the windows* "Hope you wrap you douchewagon around a tree!!"
Douchewagon by tehshadow23 May 14, 2010

douchewagon 

Hey that sure was a good show-SHIT DUDE, LOOK AT THAT DOUCHEWAGON WEARING A GOOD CHARLOTTE SHIRT!
douchewagon by harry wang June 11, 2004