doucherocket 

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

doucherocket by jumblebox May 1, 2008

Doucheroo

Pronunciation: Douche-uh-roo.
Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.

Yo that guy zach is a doucheroo!

Doucheroo by platypussyrex November 15, 2009

doucherock 

Any rock band with an annoying lead singer, run of the mill instrumentals, and fallacious lyrics.

Man, I just heard "Photograph" on the radio again today. Nickelback sure are the guru's of doucherock.

doucherock by SJB7676 September 20, 2007

Doucheronic 

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.

"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."

Doucheronic by stackinturtles January 7, 2010

doucherod 

the act of applying douchery from a distance using a douchebag on a stick/rod.

man this fucker put a gun to my dome and made me use a doucherod on this fat bitch!

doucherod by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004

Doucherocketry 

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.

Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

Doucherocketry by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011

doucherocket 

douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.

"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"

doucherocket by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005