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La Ducha 

When you take a shower with a horny sloot and she reached around and gives you a handy with one hand and fondles your balls from between the legs with the other. This act is best when you use non-penis stinging soap as lube.

La Ducha gets its name because it is spanish for shower.
Jim: I got a La Ducha from that sloot named Karen.

Paul: How was it?

Jim: It was good, but the soap stung my dickhole.

Paul: Doesn't matter had a La Ducha

Jim: Yep :D
smart sexy strong outgoing and stubborn
french for "of song" (this does not mean u have to be a good singer
Guy one: That girl is so sexy
Guy2: And outgoing
Guy one: Must be a dechant
dechant by Dancr4life May 27, 2009
The most amazing that something can possibly be, High end
Angelina- I just got back from Thailand
Brad- Oh, that sounds awful
Angelina- No, I was on vacation in Phuket
Brad- duCap!
Angelina- I brought home another kid anyway.
duCap by Indian Food November 26, 2010
1. spanish word for wanking while getting a shower, normally used before going out at night
1.1. wanking before shower
1.2. wanking after shower
Dude, quick shower, no duchaja this time.
duchaja by anonicock September 4, 2010

Dachanipong 

A noun that defines sadness and ambasing feeling or everything. It can be a verb too . It means you are doing something stupid.
I feel Dachanipong.
Im dechaniponging .
I want to dechanipong you so bad.
Dachanipong by Ambatukam figure August 30, 2022

Douchability 

The percent chance that an outing will have an insurmountable amount of douche bags hanging around and comparing douche beards and faux hawks. Or talking about who could kick whose ass every five minutes. You might know if you have douchability if you can understand the native bark of a fellow douche bag. It sounds somewhat like a mountain lion raping a bear. They can also be found at clubs dancing in horny trains or fist pumping.
That man walking has a great amount of douchability
Why? He's wearing break away pants to a Kevin Federline concert.That Sigma Kappa frat party has a 90% chance of douchability.They are having a baby oil body builder contest and the first prize is a lifetime supply of wifebeaters and a body butter slip n' slide stripper pole.
Holy shit that guy just punched a hole in his wall from fist pumping too hard.He must have just shot himself up with raging douchability.
Douchability by ShalaneGogilac July 20, 2010