1/ Is educationally subnormal
2/ Is incapable of using basic English
3/ Has an armadillo fetish
4/ Believes themselves to be the second coming of our lord Jesus Christ (amen)
5/ Someone who severely over-uses the phrase "God Bless America! (and fuck everyone else)"
6/ Someone with the perpetual look of a confuzzled muppet on their face
7/ Someone who cannot rationally debate with their 5th grade teachers about Evolution and Charles Darwin, yet feels the needs to argue with them anyway
8/ Someone who feels obliged to systematically nuke every developing country that didn't send the U.S. a Christmas card last year
And so the list goes on...
2) George W. Bush, the worst president in America's history.
3) The biggest embarrasment to my country.
4) A reason to move to Canada.
5) A loser who likes oil and money.
6) A daddy's boy.
7) A monkey.
8) A racist freak.
9) A homophobic asshole.
10) The reason Clinton's surplus has become a huge deficit.
11) Do you really want me to continue?
Did you ever realize that the first letter of war is Dubya!
He failed to capture Osama Bin Ladin, pissed off the world with his Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign, he STILL hasn't found those damned WMDs, and he nearly choked to death on a mere pretzel. He even succeeded in putting America in a huge debt.
Also, a puppet. He is controlled by Dick Cheney and, more recently, Condoleezza Rice.
2) The nickname for George W.Bush, the 43rd president of the United States of America. Derived from his accent - see 1, above.