D-Stick 

(Slang) To obtain a blood glucose reading. Term is used mostly in the medical setting when the need arises for a blood sugar count.

"Jimmy, get a blood pressure and a perform a D-Stick for me,"

D-Stick by Medik Fitty Nine July 1, 2008

August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

August 24 national distick day by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

I'd stick it in the pooper 

the pooper is the ass, dumbfuck

I'd stick it in the pooper = I'd do her indabutt.

I'd stick it in the pooper by Nick D February 21, 2003

I'd stick a mix up her 

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

I'd stick a mix up her by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

I'd stick it in the pooper 

To stick an item usually a penis inside another's butt; commonly found in most imageboards, forums, public restroom walls, 4chan, etc., also usually accompanied with the picture of an angry japanese man shouting into a phone.

A: "I just met this girl recently, but I don't know what to do with her. What should I do?"

B: "I'd stick it in the pooper."

C: "Stick it in her pooper!"

I'd stick it in the pooper by Felix Martinez December 29, 2006

I'd stick it in her butt 

What you say when a really hot chick walks by and you get a boner so hard it hurts.

Johnny-"Damn dude look at her!"
Bob-"I know I'd stick it in her butt!"

I'd stick it in her butt by who the fuck gives a shit June 8, 2003

distick 

a reference to a man's genitles; commonly written on the side of a cheap bottle of vodka

Q:would you like a sip of distick?

distick by HeadyKrush March 25, 2010