"Quiet man, I'm trying to read about the college process."
Variant "DSB" is also used for "down syndrome bro".
"Really? She looks like a DSG..."
"I heard she got a 10 on her ACT. Totally DSG."
"How many Downs' do you think that DSG has?"
It's the Audi equivalent of the BMW SMG, Ferrari F1, Lambo Egear (...) gearbox.
Not an auto transmission although it can act like one in Auto mode.
Basically a robotized manual transmission with electronic command of the clutch and gear changes through paddles behind the steering wheel.
Not to be mistaken with a say Tiptronic which is just an Automatic transmission with upshift/downshift buttons (much slower gear changes).
The gang has rules, such as not to bury the dead babies with the hookers because thats just SKETCHY. DSG is a very violent and dangerous gang and any members should be approached with EXTREME CAUTION.
The gang members represent themselves with a paisley green bandana hung from the left side (much like snoop dog and the crypts).
Although the letters DSG do not stand for Drugs Sex Guns, we assure you theres plenty of Drugs, Sex, and Guns involved with DSG activities.
"Ahhhhhh shit, DSG dun dropped a cop again"
(prison convo) I gonna bust your fuckin teeth out so you have the cutest DSG's whitey!