lieutenant danchez 

A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.

Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”

lieutenant danchez by Al Dolfski May 22, 2018

heather d sanchez 

Sexy, beautiful , stunning show stopper. Heather Sanchez makes all heads turn when she walks in a room, her exotic features and glowing caramel skin will make any man melt at her feet . She’s normally the most intelligent person in the room but doesn’t always feel the need to prove it. If you are lucky enough to score a heather d sanchez you’ve just hit the jackpot so don’t mess it up because she also has a evil side that she’s never afraid to show.

Heather d sanchez makes her man feel like the luckiest man alive.and he is.

heather d sanchez by Heatherd June 10, 2018

Lieutenant Danchez 

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.

Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

Lieutenant Danchez by Al Dolfski May 26, 2018

Dirty Danchez 

Similar to the "dirty sanchez" though instead of a fecal matter mustache. The matter on hand is applied as war paint, which will be worn proudly.

Last night Danny gave his wife a unexpected Dirty Danchez.

Dirty Danchez by Dabsquatch September 18, 2021

Dirty DeSanchez

It’s a Dirty Sanchez intentionally worn to “own” some other person or group, but for a reason completely unrelated to the Dirty Sanchez.

Ron proudly wore his Dirty DeSanchez, telling anyone who dared tell him he had shit on his upper lip they were fat shaming him and demanding an apology.

Dirty DeSanchez by Ron DeSanchez January 10, 2022