Dysclixia

N. The condition leading to a tendency to mis click on a computer keyboard, often with onset in later years.
Adj. Dysclixic- one who suffers from dysclixia.

My mother has dysclixia; she is terrible on the computer.
My father is so dysclixic!

Dysclixia by Gidrjmw June 21, 2017

Brian O'Driscoll 

Best rugby player ever.
A hero and inspiration.
Loves heino.
Known as BOD, Drico etc...

example 1
Munster fan 1: i wish we had someone as good as BOD on our team.
munster fan 2: same. then we might actually be in the heineken cup.

example 2
paul o'connell: i wish i was brian o'driscoll

example 3
d4 1: was at krystle last noight with the goys. you'll never guess who i saw.
d4 2: omg who?
d4 1: drico!
d4 2: omg no way.
d4 1: uh huh.
d4 2: what was he loike?
d4 1: don't know mon didn't tolk to him, but he was drinking heino.
d4 2: fock ye mon!

Brian O'Driscoll by Ronan 'ROG' O'Gara June 8, 2011

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

Drycock 

When a guy attempts anal sex with no lube and forces his way in, Dry! dry anal sex

You better use lube, if you drycock me, you will never get my butt again!

Drycock by Funsize Abbie January 12, 2020

dayscheming 

Like daydreaming, dayscheming involves planning out devious tricks, pranks, jokes, or comebacks.

It commonly occurs when in the shower or looking out of a window on long trips.

I was dayscheming in the shower yesterday, and I totally figured out how to tell off my boss.

dayscheming by Snowie17 December 31, 2013

dryshite

A boring ass mofo,

who’s no craic and needs to grow a pair of balls

Don’t be such a dryshite , it’s only a bitta craic

dryshite by JamesTheCat7 May 14, 2018

Driscoll Syndrome

n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.

That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.

Driscoll Syndrome by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009