Boneless dry rub 

What you call it when a male masturbates while watching two females have sex.

Dude, I went home with both of those lesbians from the bar last night and they made me watch while they got it on so I did the boneless dry rub.

Boneless dry rub by NastyNateTheGreat44 June 15, 2016

Memphis Dry Rub

A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..

Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.

Memphis Dry Rub by Tommyshocker September 8, 2005

cajun dry rub 

A spicy, hot, handy. Not pleasing to either party. Extreme dry

Man, got the spiciest Cajun dry rub last night! Anyone have lotion?

cajun dry rub by Spice mistress September 30, 2013

memphis dry rub

when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash

Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell

memphis dry rub by denverbud420 November 3, 2013

Alabama Dry Rub 

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.

James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."

Alabama Dry Rub by Intereo March 23, 2011

russian dry rub 

during a hand job you use rock salt as a form of lubricant

Billy was wasted and inadvertently gave himself a russian dry rub in the snow which also led to considerable shrinkage.

russian dry rub by si2high July 7, 2010

kansas city dry-rub 

A hand job performed with cayenne pepper. Peppery H.J. must continue until paramedics arrive.

You know what he needs? A good kansas city dry-rub!

kansas city dry-rub by chipclayton October 3, 2011