|1.||A man's gotta eat|
An expression offered by a friend when he knows that he has spent the night with a girl of below average looks/intelligence or above average weight.
It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.
Chris-"Please tell me you didn't get your nuts in with that fatty from the club last night"
Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"
1. To go for a long period of time without something. This usually refers to illegal narcotics, but can also refer to sex, food, or water.
2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.
1. The Mayans had a long dry spell in which many of its people died from lack of food.
2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."
|3.||Dry spell goggles|
When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.
Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.
A backlog occurs when a man, for reasons sometimes unknown, hasn't ejaculated in a long period of time. After this dry spell ,when the man ejaculates what emerges is reffered to as the backlog. This backlog is usually a massive amount of abnormally thick jelly-like cum that has been stored by his testicles over this period of time, and if not handled correctly can cause a massive mess. Backlog frequently occurs in men that are in relationships becuase they are so caught up by their girlfriend that they forget to regularly service themselves.
Guy 1: Hey man, I finally broke my dry spell after I broke up with Julie last night.
Guy2: Wow really? What was the damage?
Guy 1: Nothing much, just a serious amount of backlog and a serious mess afterwards.
a period of abstinence from something
After a dry spell due to her condition mom was glad to be able to drive again.
|6.||Dry Dick Syndrome|
1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.
2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.
Sometimes referred to as DDS.
- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.
- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
Where you go for a length of time (over four (4) months) without getting any.....
Kate hasn't hooked up and done the 'dirty' with anyone since 2011 - I guess she has been taking care of herself, she's in a dry spell.