At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing the outhouse "feel".
"After I had sex with his wife, I dry docked one in his office bathroom."
by edawg999 November 01, 2006
Not having sex for longer than a month.
I need sex, I've been on dry dock for too long.
by Lenskii March 28, 2012
To turn off the water in somone's toilet, and than crap in it.
Jordan Spiked My Beer with Exlax so I Dry Docked His Toilet
by Arctic Wasp February 02, 2008
Drydocking is when you have two gay guys. One is circumcized, the other is not. The uncircumcized one wraps his foreskin around the other guy's penis and they jerk each other off at the same time this way.
Those two gays are going in the back room to drydock.
by Cromster of Oryx October 05, 2005
v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.
joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.
by jeff February 24, 2003
A uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around another circumcised mans penis.
I don't feel like fucking in the ass. Cant we just dry dock?
by distraughtsymphony February 23, 2009
The act of deficating on the bathroom floor just to the side of the toilet bowl. This is a practice commonly carried out as a prank by college aged party goers. Often times this involves the consumption of alchohol before hand as a relaxing agent. The culprits typically target large fraternity house parties.
Man we threw a hell of a rager last night which pretty much went off without a hitch, aside from the fact that some pillow biter up and dry docked us mid evening.
by TheNoodler March 30, 2006
The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.
To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!
by Phineas Taylor Barracus January 06, 2005