dry butt heaves

Same idea as dry heaving, but out of your ass.

I had the worst diarrhea cramps, but when I sat down nothing came out! I had a bad case of the dry butt heaves.

The driest of butt heaves.

dry butt heaves by Kiki398 November 5, 2006

dry butt fuck 

To copulate with someones anal passage without the aid of lubrication

My boyfriend was fucking me last night, then he pinned me down and without spitting on my hole first he dry butt fucked me. It really hurt

dry butt fuck by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Dry Butt Hole

A dry, hairy, crusty butthole

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butt hole

Dry Butt Hole by Some rando out there January 8, 2022

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole 

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole 

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole by Asadefa September 21, 2020

dry buttsex 

Is the act of having buttsex with clothing on. It is kinda like humping, since in both cases the dick never enters the arse.

Lisa: Did you finally have buttsex?
Beth: No, we only had dry buttsex.

dry buttsex by dan1234321 December 9, 2008