| 1. | wanker washer | ||
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Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.
One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel. That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.
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| 2. | Dry Horn | ||
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To have not had sex in a while. Man I need to get laid I have serious dry horn.
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| 3. | Wanker Mache | ||
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This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache. Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.
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| 4. | Lemming | ||
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A suicidal "creature" that likes to jump off a cliff, out of a perfectly good airplane...
One so called "lemming" illegaly enter an abandoned water slide park, ride a garbage bin lid down a dry waterslide with an equally dry brake pool at the bottom, only to finish up with two smashed ankles and huge amount of humiliation from friends and enemies on a popular australian computer enthusiast site.
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| 5. | Dryhummer | ||
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Dryhummer is an act of oral sex between two sex partners, hetero or homo, where the penis is inserted into a mouth unproperly lubricated or a lack of sufficient saliva, leaving the penis raw, chaffed, and sometimes bleeding.
Dang that was one dryhummer. It nearly rubbed the skin off my wanker!
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| 6. | cockringing | ||
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when a chick takes ya cocok in two hands and wrings out the last drop of fat last night i pulled a ho that was tops at cockringing she darined me dry
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| 7. | wank hank | ||
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A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom. Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.
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