The after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. If you sleep naked, it's the same thing except your penis is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.
I had the hottest dream last night, but when I woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because I couldn't get my boxers off my cock.
by Shayfus December 09, 2007
the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets
"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"
by BiggJussn July 10, 2005

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