| 1. | dry as a nuns nasty | ||
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Very dry. A nuns vagina should be dry (supposedly) and therefore to say this means its very dry. "Hasn't rained in months, its as dry as a nuns nasty"
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| 2. | Dry as a Jacobs' cream cracker | ||
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(Expression) the opposite of 'as wet as an otter'; when a woman is not sexually aroused. She's so dry, it's like when you have a mouth full of Jacobs' cream cracker (rather nasty!) oooh, that Charlie from Eastenders, he's so fat and grotesque, when I see him, i'm as dry as a Jacobs' cream cracker!
Cheers for the idea Claire |
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| 3. | Dry as a chip | ||
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Bloody dry Thommo - Geez Brucee we need some rain
Brucee - Yeah mate, it's as dry as a chip out there. |
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| 4. | dry as shite | ||
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Boring as helll but more fiery adds the FIRE sparkup any and all conversations with this phrase this is dry as shite
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| 5. | canada dry | ||
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A adjective describing when your trying to sex a girl and her vagina is dry as the winter wind. 2nd definition- When a girl doesn't use her vaginal canal for about 20 years and it literally dries out. That bitch was Canada dry last night.
Hey man, you heard about that new girl Kelly? Ya man that hoe is Canada dry. |
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| 6. | Dry ball | ||
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The word Dry ball tells a long story, but long story short. A Long time ago, a middle aged man’s balls been bitten off by a dog. So he put two golf balls in his shaft as the real ones. When he wants to play golf, he just take them out and play them as golf balls. Dry ball sucker
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| 7. | high and dry | ||
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When your mouth is dry when you are left "high" after smoking marijuana. Also known as cottonmouth. "Hand me some water man"
"What, you "high and dry" "Ya, I got cottonmouth like mutherfucker. |
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