Mugger 2: we have guns!
Mugger 3: big guns! <revealing shot gun>
Drunkvincible Friend 1: fuck off motherfuckers -- in fact, you better give us all your money before we fuck your moms in the asses!
Drunkvincible Friend 2: and bite off their filthy fucking clits!
Muggers 1-3: jesus, let's get the hell out of here! those guys are fucking crazy! they must be drunkvincible! <running away>