drunkup 

the state of mind when your so messed up that you think making up random words for urbandictionary are ok. like WTF

yo B-rad from malibus most wanted whats up with drunkup
yo f-fresh from the freshest illville ever we getting messed up thats whats up

drunkup by ilya-tke February 27, 2010

drunkumenting 

Going to a monument, museum or other point of interest to drink. It is the classiest, most worldly form of drinking. If you go on vacation and do not drunkument at least once, you are doing it wrong.

Hey Jaclyn, want to go drunkumenting?

Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!

Quite.

drunkumenting by JamestheThird December 21, 2012

Drunkupuncture 

Taking a sip from a drink and accidently sticking the tiny straw from the cocktail in your cheek, nostril, etc. due to intoxication.

Last night when I was at the bar talking to that hot guy, I was so wasted I think I did drunkupuncture to my nose.

Drunkupuncture by TrixieJay October 10, 2008

drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.

Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.

drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

drunkposting 

The act of engaging in online conversation on forums with other people while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Ben came home late from the party and was still wasted, he logged onto his computer and picked some fights on the forums. Ben was so juiced he was drunkposting.

Jill didn't really want to sleep with you, she was just drunkposting

drunkposting by joelpball123 October 12, 2009

drunkpologize

The act of apologizing in the aftermath of drunken revelry, usually via sms the next day, blaming all one's bad decisions on being drunk. Also referred to as a "drunkpology."

Ex. 1:

"My boyfriend made out with some chick last night and tried to drunkpologize this morning. Fuck that."

Ex. 2:

Person 1:"Crap! I just broke that Jake's 44 inch flatscreen!"
Person 2: "It's okay, man. You can just drunkpologize tomorrow. He'll understand."

drunkpologize by impossibilityness April 29, 2010

drunkups  

Hiccups caused by the consumption of alcohol occurring while an individual is intoxicated.

I saw Katie last night and she had the worst case of drunkups after going out drinking.

drunkups by Chapel Hill October 20, 2008