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1.
(verb) pleasuring oneself vigorously in a completely intoxicated state, up to and including ejaculating onto oneself's face
(guy 1) Dude, did you see Kevin! He struck out with that whale at the bar.
(guy 2) Fucking guy is shittered.
(guy 3) He probably went home to drunkfap before crying himself to sleep.
by Willard12 March 23, 2012