"Drunkest Kid at the Party" This prestigious title is only offered to the most courageous of drinkers. A few things are a given if chosen as the DKATP of the night:

1. you probably pissed yourself/pissed somewhere you otherwise would have never considered pissing

2. you threw up...you almost have to throw up

3. you attempted to have intercourse and your unit simply would not respond

4. you started a fight for the sole purpose of getting into a fight

5. you woke up the next day with 3-10 text messages from people asking if you are OK or alive

the drunkest person at a party/gathering. Later on labeled as the drunkest kiff of the night.

The drunkest kid at the party. The biggest joke at the party.

Short for, "Pastor's Kid". The preacher's kid. Very involved with the church and always setting a "good example." Is on great terms with all adults, staffs, everyone. The sweetest and ideal kid in the church. But secretly, they're worse than everyone else. Rebels without cause. They're the ones that are doing things even YOU'RE not. But as always, they're too "holy" to be under the radar of adults.