"Drunkest Kid at the Party" This prestigious title is only offered to the most courageous of drinkers. A few things are a given if chosen as the DKATP of the night:
1. you probably pissed yourself/pissed somewhere you otherwise would have never considered pissing
2. you threw up...you almost have to throw up
3. you attempted to have intercourse and your unit simply would not respond
4. you started a fight for the sole purpose of getting into a fight
5. you woke up the next day with 3-10 text messages from people asking if you are OK or alive
Byoung son shit himself last night and still went to the bars; he was definitely the DKATP.
the drunkest person at a party/gathering. Later on labeled as the drunkest kiff of the night.
Yo you made out with a hot dog last night! You were the drunkest kiff at that party!
The drunkest kid at the party. The biggest joke at the party.
Brain Kelly drank everyone under the table, fell down while dancing with a girl, and claimed the prize of DKATP.
Short for, "Pastor's Kid". The preacher's kid. Very involved with the church and always setting a "good example." Is on great terms with all adults, staffs, everyone. The sweetest and ideal kid in the church. But secretly, they're worse than everyone else. Rebels without cause. They're the ones that are doing things even YOU'RE not. But as always, they're too "holy" to be under the radar of adults.
Dave: Yo, who's that girl? I see her at every party I go to and she's always the drunkest there
Mike: That's Angie, she's a PK.
Dave: WHAT?! What church?!
Mike: ..Our church? It's Angelica
Dave: YOU MEAN THAT SLUT DANCING ON THE TABLE IS THE SAME ANGELICA THAT SINGS IN THE CHURCH CHOIR? ...Shiiiit.
Dave: Shit, I ran out of weed.
Mike: Oh, I know a guy in Pal Park. Give me something to write his info down on. *writes*
Dave: James Lee. You mean the PK James Lee?!
Mike: Yeah, you know him?
Dave: Shit, he's from my church.