Drunkest girl at the party 

The girl/guy that either gets really drunk or acts drunk to get attention.

That dude was totally being the drunkest girl at the party when he fell in the pool.

Drunkest girl at the party by hammatime13 August 17, 2010

drunkest kiff 

the drunkest person at a party/gathering. Later on labeled as the drunkest kiff of the night.

Yo you made out with a hot dog last night! You were the drunkest kiff at that party!

drunkest kiff by BangzALot March 4, 2011

God's Drunkest Driver 

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

God's Drunkest Driver by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

soberest drunkest by The Official Hater June 13, 2009

Being the Drunkest 

Being the Drunkest is the end all, be all of intoxication. It is the most unchallengeable title a drinker can attain while under the influence.

No, but I heard she was Being the Drunkest.

Being the Drunkest by The Drunkest May 1, 2011

Drunkelstiltskin 

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.

The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.

Drunkelstiltskin by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

Drunkenstein 

A person who gets so drunk that the can no longer hold conversations, talk normally or function like a normal human. Drunkenstein can usually only stiffly walk to the bar and order more booze in a language only a bartender will understand.

Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.

Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"

Check out Drunkenstein heading back to the bar. I bet he's not ordering water!

Drunkenstein by Fritopia March 18, 2009