1 Also Known as superman's dad.
2 A large drunken whore who will frequently defile friend's futons.
"Dude, last night this girl Joerelled me all over your futon."
It's when a girl gives a guy a blow job while he is taking a shit.
Hey girl, get your ass over here and give me a BLOWKIN!
|24.||Do A Wells|
Placing your floppy penis into a drunken girl's mouth.
'Woah, no way did Leo just Do A Wells on Harriet!'
The worst roommate one will ever have.
Absolute white trash at its finest.
Whore. Large, floppy, heavy breasts. Chubby. Fat. Obese. Whore.
Girl birthed by a teenage mom in a trailer park. White trash to the 10th power obviously.
Eli: Dude! Ashlie kicked me out of the apartment!
Leigh: Dude! Who cares? That girl was such a whining, drunken, obese, psycho, homely, hopeless, obese, repulsive monster. You are cuter.
Eli: Oh! You are right! What was I thinking in the first place? I am better :)
EVERYONE: WE TOTALLY AGREE.
Melita is unlike anyone you have ever met before and is by far one of the coolest bitches you will ever meet.
She's extremely hot. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her. She's a smart, wonderful, considerate, caring, loving individual. One who would never hesitate to do anything to help her friends.
She's always the life of the party and you know if she's around that you are in for a hell of a good time. She's always honest, and helps her drunken girlfriends
stay out of trouble. You can't help but absolutely love her!
"That girl isn't awesome enough to be a Melita."
A girl that is bisexual only on weekends
A girl is Flexisexual when they will only hookup with other women on weekends
(DUH-lu-T)--- Dlut stems from two words- the (d)from drunken, and the from (lut)slut. A female who becomes a slut only when highly intoxicated.
Carrie: Oh man, look at that girl! She's only has a couple drinks.
Rachel: Yeah, and after those drinks she became a total dlut!