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Holligong:
–noun a noisy or drunken feast or social gathering; revelry, carousal. Origins from Scandinavian and is highly regarded up North. We had one hell of a holligong in Vladivostok and got kicked out of the hostel
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| 2. | nuthugger | ||
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1. noun. A nomadic miserable cunt, who becomes so obsessed with a guy, that she will do basically anything to maintain his attention; whether it be sex, incessant annoyance, or other favors; the term is connotatively derived from the fact that the broad in question is virtually clinging onto his testicles with strength considerably more powerful than a GI Joe Kung-Fu grip.
2. noun. A bitch that is a freeloading, mooching cunt. 1. That nuthugger won't leave me alone. All I wanted was for her to blow me, and now she won't stop calling me. It's getting weird, but at least she buys me food when I want it--usually after she blows me.
2. I was trying to make a drunken feast in the kitchen, and this nuthugger wouldn't stop trying to mooch my shit. If she was that hungry, she should have blown me. There's nuthuggery afoot here... |
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| 3. | New Year's Buffet | ||
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The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up. We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!
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| 4. | Beer Troll | ||
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An ugly girl that comes to parties just to feast on drunken men As Nick drunkenly stumbled around the room, the beer troll began her prowl.
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| 5. | Jock Shock | ||
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A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka. Backstory and origin (based on a true story): After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time. The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color. Enjoy responsibly. "Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock" *Sitting at Applebee's "Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?" ... "yup" |
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