A genre of writing aimed specifically at the 18-35 male demographic. Often contains depictions of drunken escapades, hedonistic living, and irresponsible sexual adventures. Also conveys a mocking attitude toward social convention, traditional male roles and aspirations of power and authority.
Pioneered by internet writers such as Tucker Max, Robert Hamburger(author of Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book) and George Ouzounian(a.k.a. Maddox).
Fratire was first coined in a New York Times article written by reporter Warren St. John called "Dude, Here's my Book".
"Wow man, that time I consumed a gallon of cheap vodka and had unprotected sex with three transgendered hookers would go great in Fratire!"
"Wow, this book is rad. This "fratire" is something a drunken young collegiate lad like me can appreciate, having also a general disdain for society! Lawlz!"
Just like the non-traditional students you had in your college classes, these baby boomer facebookers are usually female and feel the need to comment on EVERYTHING that ANY of their friends post on facebook.
These people obviously need to get a life. They have way to much time on their hands.
(These women are also usually oblivious to their own kids drunken escapades all over the FB world.)
Ted: I had to unfriend that beeyotch.
Ted: She was such a FaceBook Non-Trad...always commenting on stupid crap and filling up my news feed.
|3.||Week of Debauchery|
The week between Christmas and New Years. Generally denoted by large quantities of drunken escapades and general shenanigans.
This year during the week of debauchery my goal is to get my drink on every day and hook up with a different hottie every night.
When someone is so deep in conversation via text messaging they are in a trance. Usually happens when figuring out plans with friends or texting about last night drunken escapades.
Guy 1: "I was out to lunch with my girlfriend today and she totally went into a texting trance, I had to shout her name for her to look up from her phone"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"
To ride a sheep around at a fast pace.
Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.
Ianto had too much to drink and went for a welsh joyride.
Pine County is the rural most area between Duluth and the Twin Cities. If you live in Pine County, you are often found sticking your dick in your Ford F150's exhaust pipe. After busting a nut, you will take a case of bud light roadies and habitually drive drunk to your local meth lab. Don't worry about the 5-0 in this area because they join you in your drunken escapades. This county is rittled with herpes and boredom. If you don't have herpes, you will probably contract it from your cousin relatively soon.
Pine county hick 1: Did you just see that hot bitch on that John Deere?
Pine county hick 2: Yeah, man. That's my cousin. I gave her the herp!
A horrid bitch of a weather pattern created in the Caribbean, but that likes to fuck shit up for miles. Attacks Snookis and bitties on the Jersey Shore. Can lead to power outages, drunken escapades, and challenges ability to answer booty calls.
Some say this weather pattern is the angels tears, weeping over all the gay sex on cruises in the Caribbean. It could also be an attack on Mitt Romney's "Binders full of women" in DC. Origins are unknown.
"Shut up, Sandy, you windy whore."
"This is your official Sandy booty call."
"I can't go online, I got Sandied"