Drunkenese 

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005

drunkerer 

... Is a real deffinition necessary? You're drunker than drunk... Now drink more to level up to drunkerest

I'm feelin drunkerer than u...

drunkerer by naSTi06 November 20, 2009

Drunkcidentally

1) Using the fact that you were drunk to do what you want claiming it was an accident.

Jessie: Do you know what happened to my sandwich?

Zack: Yeah... I drunkcidentally ate that last night.

Drunkcidentally by ZackFlash June 25, 2013

drunkenness 

How heavily an individual is intoxicated/drunk and forthcoming consequences as a result

Man, my drunkenness is starting to get the better of me; I want to pork your sister.

drunkenness by bantaclause January 27, 2015

drunkfriending 

The practice of, while intoxicated, friending people on facebook that you don't know, barely know, or who actively hate you. This usually leads to embarassment the following day when the friend request is rejected, goes unanswered, or results in a hostile message back but no friend confirmation.

"After I got home from the bar last night, I drunkfriended Kyle. I totally forgot about it until this morning when I got a message from him and all it said was 'LOL'."

"Marla, you really need to stop drunkfriending people. You're just embarassing yourself."

drunkfriending by Commentator X September 25, 2009

drunkenese 

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated

Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.

drunkenese by Felix Doore November 2, 2008

drunkchies 

Like the "munchies" except when you are drunk, the black hole of hunger.

Damn you have the drunkchies, you would eat anything.

The drunkchies are intense!

drunkchies by smokeablunt July 15, 2009