Work Drunk 

When you work night shifts and your brain stops working. You may appear intoxicated and have difficulty driving home.

I probably shouldn't text my Tinder date right now, I'm a little bit work drunk...

Work Drunk by djn-rock July 27, 2016

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work 

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008

Work Drunk 

Doing too many tasks at once (at work) or in very close succession making one experience dizziness, tunnel vision, self murmuring, red-eyes, involuntary tearing of the eyes, and head-aches.

Causes of 'Work Drunk' includes but not limited to:
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work

Work Drunk by Howedo November 14, 2011

Work Drunk 

When you have so much work that you say stupid things to people, primarily on facebook.

Bro1: Hey bro, tell me a story.

Bro2: A story. wtf, why?

Bro1: shit, idk dude. I think i'm getting work drunk; I just have soo much to do.

Work Drunk by gotjen July 27, 2011

work shirt drunk 

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.

Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!

work shirt drunk by Travisncs February 8, 2012

drunkworking

Similar to social networking but done while sloshed off your ass. Usually results in some excellent drunk texts.

"Why are you tweeting in the bar? Fuck off man, I'm drunkworking."

drunkworking by NaviCat March 1, 2009

Workhorse Drink 

A simple, basic, alcoholic beverage which one drinks in between rounds of shots, or more exotic libations which may be served at a party or event.

Sam: Yo Dave, whatcha got there?
Dave: Sam Adams. It's my workhorse drink. Can't just keep doing shots of vodka like you boys.

Workhorse Drink by FriendOrFlake September 2, 2014