Poop Drunk 

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

Poop Drunk by roger2001 March 13, 2010

pooppants drunk 

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

pooppants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

poopy-drunk 

The process in which one becomes so intoxicated that fecal matter exretes from the anus. Reported to be an Urban-Legend.

"Yo, did you hear about Sam getting poopy-drunk last night?"
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."

poopy-drunk by Zachary Price Gresser September 10, 2006

Poopy Drunk 

The process of becoming so intoxicated that your rectum doesn't know what its doing anymore. Thus causing a "poopy" feeling in your pants. Often followed by vomiting and slight nausia.

Matt was so poopy drunk that he had to go to the hospital.

Poopy Drunk by Magalicious October 2, 2006

poopy drunk 

The process of becoming so intoxicated that your rectum doesn't know what its doing anymore. Thus causing a "poopy" feeling in your pants. Often followed by vomiting and slight nausia.

Matt was so poopy drunk that he had to go to the hospital.

poopy drunk by Magalicious September 19, 2008

drunkpooning 

It's when a female soaks a tampon in alcohol (vodka) and puts it up her vagina.

Apparently young school girls are drunkpooning in school.

drunkpooning by bdjj October 3, 2012

poofter drink 

A low alcohol beer.

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.

poofter drink by de-pube August 13, 2021