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drunk funny 

Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.
Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.
drunk funny by baldobald January 2, 2012

drunk funk 

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.
Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk
drunk funk by JimHolt April 8, 2017

drunk funk 

to crap on yourself when you're totally wasted
She was so wasted, she got drunk funk all over herself.
drunk funk by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

Fun Drink 

A drink that is fun to consume
I might go to the gas station and get a little fun drink
Fun Drink by JPgunnnerz August 19, 2022

too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.
Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.
too drunk to func by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009

Fun drink 

By definition a fun drink is anything other then water and 2% milk
Yeah i got the fun drink. 20% lemonade, 40% sprite and 40% orange drink