Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome

the illness that causes seemingly normal girls burst out in inconsolable tears for unfathomable reasons. At least one girl in every circle of friends is stricken by this disease. They are commonly found at frat parties, bars, and especially weddings.

Bro 1: Bro can you introduce to that girl?
Bro 2: Naw dude she has Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome you don't want to be stuck with her when that time bomb goes off.
Bro 1: what about her?
Bro 2: she's got the clap
Bro 1: I am going in

Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome by Fratstar Chiver August 20, 2012

drunk chicks

1. These are the girls you see flopping all over the dance floor.

It is not OK to take advantage of these kinds of girls. That is, unless you are equally as trashed as they are. (Although some consider this a point of contention).

These girls will often approach lone males on their own and initiate "conversation"; however, most of the time they choose to anonymously starting making out with said lone male(s). This may or may not be preceded by an innocent arm around the waist.

2. These are the only girls who will sleep with me.

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking drunk last night"
Person 2: "Yeah man, but not as drunk as that girl you knobbed!"
Person 1: "Drunk chicks rule!"

Person 3: "Oh god, I am hungover."
Person 4: "Oh shit, you gotta go! I have to work at 12!"
Person 3: "Man...I hate sleeping with drunk chicks."

drunk chicks by not_sean July 28, 2006

Drunk Chicken 

A drunk chicken can be one of four things each with a similar meaning.

1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving

2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky

3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken

4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol

How they are said

(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!

(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken

(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!

(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?

Drunk Chicken by THE OG DRUNK CHICKEN SQUAD! September 20, 2018

chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

chicken drunk by chickendrunk4life September 8, 2016

chick drink 

Chick drinks are pre mixed beverages. Essentially any kind of sweet tasting, fizzy carbonated beverage that has an alcohol content similar to beer (4-7%).

OMG I can't believe that guy is drinking a chick drink. What a fag.

chick drink by jessus June 9, 2005

chick drink 

any of the following: smirnoff ice, boomarang, tornado, bacardi silver, growers, VODKA. any booze with some sort of fruity shyt in it. real men dont resort to these beverages!

some stupid chick spilt her stupid chick drink on me last thursday.

chick drink by brodizzle January 6, 2004

Too Drunk For This Chicken 

Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.

Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"

Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"

Too Drunk For This Chicken by ClydeBarker October 24, 2009