| 1. | love.drunk | ||
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-being in a state of total bliss (as if one is drunk) upon leaving the side of one's most favorite person on the face of the earth, -when the company of such person leaves one feeling weak in the knees; often accompanied by blurry vision and an increased heart rate. -in extreme cases one may experience total loss of motor skills as well as kaleidoscopic vision while in a state of love.drunkedness. i could hardly drive on the way home. i could barely see the lines on the road i was so love.drunk.
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| 2. | riddle vision | ||
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The idea that horribly ugly woman become attractive or "doable" after being around them for a number of months. This is extremely prevalent at Embry-Riddle University. I had a girlfriend at school, but I didnt realize she was ugly until I went home for Christmas because of Riddle Vision!
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| 3. | coffee drunk | ||
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the effect u get after u drank too much coffee to wake yourself up(usually when studying to a test or when u feel u're falling asleep at work,common with workohollics)
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"... "HHemmm---Benny... why the fuck r u humping your monitor?..and what the fuck is that smell...?"
----awkward silence...----- "I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..." |
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| 4. | Slurred Vision | ||
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Disoreintation, such as dizziness or drunk, while standing up to fast off the steps. "Man I stood up off those steps to fast, I have slurred vision."
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| 5. | blur vision | ||
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when you are drunk and could hardly see. "yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"
"word, it seems like i always have blur vision" "the reason i got with her was i had blur vision" "damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen" |
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| 6. | Hey Arnold! drunk | ||
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when you get high off of a marijuana blunt and you start to see the world in Hey Arnold! vision and you decide to tell people about this at random house party after trying to bet random girls over stupid things and they think you are a freak. "Do you guys feel Hey Arnold! drunk? Like you remind me of Gerald and you remind me of Sid right now. Do you see what I mean? Do you? DO YOU???"
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| 7. | Schoolboy Drunk | ||
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One who becomes so intoxicated that he/she can no longer function like a normal human Being. ieDifficulty speaking, lack of vision, slow inconstant blinking, swaying, impromtu smiling. "What are you up to tonight dude?"
"Well, i had a shit of a day. So I will be getting Schoolboy Drunk tonight" |
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