| 1. | DD punch | ||
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An amazing drink consisting of pink lemonade, mt. dew, and watermelon vodka called "Double D Punch". This godly mixture was concocted by Dirk and Dustin hence the name "DD" punch, as in Dirk and Dustin's punch, but it also stands for double drunk punch because drinking the DD may result in a hazy night of embarrassing mishaps. Dustin: What should we drink before the party man?
Dirk: DD punch bro! Dustin: Ah yeah I love the DD! Dirk: Who doesn't! |
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| 2. | Double D Punch | ||
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An amazing drink consisting of pink lemonade, mt. dew, and watermelon vodka called "Double D Punch". This godly mixture was concocted by Dirk and Dustin hence the name "DD" punch, as in Dirk and Dustin's punch, but it also stands for double drunk punch because drinking the DD may result in a hazy night of embarrassing mishaps. Dude1: What's an alcoholic drink that tastes amazing and will get me nice?
Dude2: Double D Punch brahhhhh! |
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| 3. | cunt punch | ||
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When a girl has a "tsunami" of an orgasm after having such a bad yeast infection that her vaginal fluids actually fermented. The fluid is called Cunt Punch. 1." At first i was turned off by the stench of Scotts sister rotted crotch, but then I got drunk off her cunt punch so I didn't care anymore"
2."I knew it would smell like decaying tuna when I went down on Scott's sister, but when afterwards, I got drunk off her cunt punt, so it's all cool." 3."Man, I knew Scott's sister would queef up a storm when I fucked her, but I didn't expect cunt punch!" |
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| 4. | pirate's punch | ||
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n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate. Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!
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| 5. | chrome punch | ||
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a very useful technique when drunk at a bar and someone is wanting to fight you wait until they go into the bathroom to use the urinal then walk in the bathroom and grab there head and bounce it off the chrome spigot of the pisser and that my friends is a chrome punch if that guy doesn't watch it i'm going to follow him into the bathroom and give him a chrome punch
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| 6. | drunk remoting | ||
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The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline. (rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.
Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote. |
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| 7. | Thunder Punch | ||
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One of the best drinks ever created. Thanks to Myself (the mix) n Scot C (for the name). Powerade/Gatorade Fruit Punch, mixed with Barcardi Sour Apple and Captian Morgan Parrot Bay Passion Fruit. Some Random Guy: "Dude what is that drank, it tastes soooo goood"
Me (mad drunk): " Its.. THUNDER PUNCH!!!!" |
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