Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"
Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"
Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"
Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"
Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....
Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"
Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)