To be that drunk your walking at an almost impossible angle, Amazing your friends with your ability to still be standing on two feet..
Did you see jarred forty-fiving? He was that drunk he would have won 1st place in a limbo contest..
The act of getting drunk putting your shoes in a car and pretending to wear the car as a pair of shoes.
Biff: "Whoa man, that dude is so wasted!"
Joe: "yeah man he put his feet in those cars over there, acting like hes got dem carshoes on."
the sufferer of a psychological disorder which sees its victims being unusually obsessed with feet. This disorder is known as genchitis. It is common amongst the Science Fraternity and is also the common national activity of the Gench of Genchonia. The Disorder involves the touching, smelling, licking, and copulating of feet and the courtship rituals that are associated. One of the most common symptoms of Genchitis is the enforcement of covered footwear.
THE ILL EFFECTS OF GENCHITIS
Sufferers of genchitis often reproduce - as the Gench of Genchonia do - through the creationg of genchicles. They also suffer from repulsively bad breath and frequently lose Biology assignments. They are short tempered, disoriented and confused.
Ten bucks if you can spot the gench!
May the gench be with you ( i certainly don't want him )
You fudging gench!
She was so drunk that she genched her sister!
You fudging gench!
Proud to Gench!
Don't hate me becoz i'm a gench
I gench you
Happy St Genchitines day
YOU FUDGING GENCH!
A wrestling manuever where you wrap both of your arms around another person's neck and dropping down onto your ass while your back is turned toward them.If done correctly,the person who is receiving this should either choke theirself on your shoulder, bite their lip, jawjack theirself, or break their jaw (not to be attempted if you are drunk or suck at wrestling.)
Hey sucka,you bettuh back up about three feet before you catch a stunner!
A condition which causes soemone to love someone in another state, get stoned and/or drunk with friends older than oneself, mock southerners, and run about while your truck catches on fire...
DEAR GOD MY TRUCK'S ON FIRE! I MUST RUN DOWN THE STREET TO ASK MY NIEGHBORS FOR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THE HOSE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY! I have James Wingertness!
1. States the position and momentum of a particle cannot be simultaneously measured with arbitrarily high precision. This is a crucial concept that is a part of quantum mechanics
2. The modern-day version states to never judge a girl's looks from a distance greater than or equal to 50 feet.
The uncertainty principle seems very straightforward.
Man, I was drunk last night at the party and the uncertainty principle totally slipped my mind. I swore he looked like a girl.
that consistently drunk or hungover guy at work
Damn, you can smell beer if you stand within 5 feet from Dave...he's a bourbonheimer.