| 22. | hey tone | ||
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When you become such a belligerent drunk that you lose the ability to care about how bad your feet smell, because of the discontinuation of showering. You also tend to play so many hours of halo, that your eyes become permanently googley, and your hair becomes emo. Oh my god Hey Tone, how long have you been drinking and playing halo with your faggot roomate? Your feet smell like shit.
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| 23. | 5 Feet away | ||
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When a boy (andrew) get a little extra happy around a girl he is in love with, mostly from staring at her chest.
but what ever this girl doesnt really care, unless she notices allll, and he isnt paying attention to what she is saying See: Whuuuut? Andrew: I Love you Natalie
Natalie: Mento 5 feet away Mento: K |
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| 24. | Whippersnapper | ||
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Two or more people, usually drunk or just retarted, standing on the side of the road, when they see a car coming towards them, and they freeze, like deer before headlights. Then they book it to the nearest bush and dive behind it for cover. If they don't make it all the way, they do that one crawl that those army peoples do in the army. Then they wait for the car to repsond/leave. The two girls were standing on a corner, when one saw a car coming down the street. She froze, staring at it, then booking it to a bush 10 feet away. She dives under it as does the other girl. The car stops in front of the bush, sitting their idle. Then a voice comes from the car.
'We see you~!' 'You can't hide from us!' 'You damn whippersnappers!.. Go home!' |
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| 25. | Smidget | ||
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A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party. Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!! Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget! Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget' |
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| 26. | a duck to the feet | ||
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A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks. I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills. |
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| 27. | Sloaded | ||
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The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks. No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless. |
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| 28. | Gravity | ||
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What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired. Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk! |
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