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1.
When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.
Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.
by theDrunkDumper January 17, 2014
 
2.
Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.
I drunk-dumped Sarah last night, and she is pissed.
by MostlyGood June 29, 2010