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The condition of Drummers Syndrome occurs once a person owns a pair of drumsticks and/or a Drum Kit. This condition is only curable by selling the drum associated products and buying an instrument that actually requires a stave, clef and key.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include; - Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes. - constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects - bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them - other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations. Typical Drummers Syndrome situations
Drummer Joke; Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim? Human: What? Drummer: Tractor Drummers Twitch; Steve's Twitching like a drummer Drummer bad hearing; Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink? Drummer (aka jake): A drink? |
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