2. One who's good at banging, and not just drums.
3. Someone who thinks they can play drums but really can't. They are often quite stupid, and are unable to figure out when others don't want them around. They're loud, obnoxious, and give a bad name to other drummers. If you're one of these, then stop, because you will lose all friends and family due to your plague of stupidity.
Girl: Who's Rush?
2. Boy: Travis Barker can play drums like such a boss.
Girl: He can play my vag any day of the week.
3. Boy: God whats that racket?
Girl: Oh its just Lars Ulrich being a drummer. He'll calm down in a few hours.
animal - modern day drummer's blueprint
drumbo, drummer with captain beefheart, during live performance in 1972
Stuart Copeland of The Police
Drummer: Oh yeah you try playing the drums
Dumbass: Ahh crap i can't do it. Well you're still dumb.
Drummer: Which is why you're failing more classes than me right?
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!
Plays with the precise action that only a master craftsman can obtain. Thats right, with sticks. Only people with the right personality combination can become a drummer. That person blessed will also probably have to owm some sort of 'kit' to play with. And although guitarists are cool, there're one-hundred a penny. Sadly.
Singer: I'm not so cool I can read music but dont play and insturment, I am pretyer than the guitarist.
Bassist: No one knows my name but me and the drummer are best freinds and the band depends on us to keep them on the right line.
Drummer: Me and the bassist pay the bills, find the gigs, and are never given any credit for being in the band.